Faraz: For Deal or No Deal, we’re doing in the untraditional way, we have 4 contestants competing for $1,000,000 at the same time against the banker.
26 cases, each of them containing different amounts. However, you all have to agree on picking the same case to open since I only have one randomizer.
You guys are the contestants, I’m the banker.
Ella: We’re the lowly contestants, I see. I GET IT XD
Cam: Just when I was getting my hopes up XD
Faraz: Hey, I can hand you cash in two seconds, just watch me.
Grace: I know nothing about this game besides what you just said, so this’ll be a fun new experience
Ella: Okay fine (same grace it’s alright)
Grace: No I’m fine, I sounded salty but I really don’t mind :’D
Faraz: All of you have to pick a number between 1 and 26 that you can agree on, that is the case that we’ll reveal what it has at the end. Then you guys decide to open 3 cases that you agree on to find out what’s NOT in your case. Before your first bank offer.
Antonio: this is so complicated omg im gonna lose
Ella: I totally understand (hahahahaha who am i kidding)
Faraz: I thought I explained it well. Just pick a number between 1 and 26.
Ella: Why do u assume Cam knows (he doesn’t)
Cam: Let’s just go with the flow guys and it’ll be fine; we don’t have to understand it all
Grace: I tHinK I understand
Faraz: What case do you want?
Cam: I’m going with 9!
Grace: I guess I want 9 too??
Ella: Whoa let’s take the passive-aggressive questioning down to a 2 Faraz XD lol
Grace: 2 on a scale of what
Ella: one million
Sorry my bad i’m just really passionate about this game 🙂
Grace: Clearly :’D
Ella: Let’s get started! How about 9 XD
Faraz: Okay. Pick some cases to open that aren’t 9, before your first bank offer.
Grace: Idk ummmm 13
Grace: I hope it’s not full of snakes or something
Faraz: It won’t be filled with snakes, it’ll have an amount of money. You want the amount to be low for the bank amount to go up.
Grace: I was making a jOKE because I picked the number 13 which is traditionally considered to be unlucky (but thanks for explaining, I can see how you misinterpreted what I said)
Faraz: 2 contains $5. 13 contains $300,000. 23 contains $0.01.
Cam: YES $0.01!!
Ella: Antonio r u alive
Antonio: yeah I’m here lol I’m still not getting it at all but watching
Faraz: (you can give advice? Or play? idk?) @Antonio
Ella: Okay that’s cool with me xD
Grace: Oh cool, it’s not full of snakes
Grace: My expectations have been wildly surpassed
Ella: Wow this is an interesting round
Faraz: First offer… $17,000. Deal or no deal?
Grace: No deal
Cam: It’s no deal for me. Agreed guys?
Ella: NO DEAL M’MAN
Faraz: You open more cases before I offer again, if you say no deal. If you say deal, you get $17,000 finalized. But $1,000,000 is still on the table…
Faraz: Pick 3.
Cam: I pick 16.
Grace: I pick 7
Faraz: Alright. 16 contains $50,000. 7 contains $500. 20 contains $10. (Checking randomizer)
Grace: Ella I really feel like you’re getting the short end of the stick in this game
Ella: Woot woot cam omg u serious $10 xD
Faraz: That’s good. The cases should be low. That way bank offers go up.
Grace: Oh in that case I think I’M getting the short end of the stick
Grace: Stupid me and my stupid inability to not attract copious amounts of money
Ella: My favorite quote
Cam: Then wow I hit the jackpot with $0.01.
Faraz: Your bank offer is $48,000. Deal or no deal?
Cam: Hmm. No deal.
Ella: no deal m’dood
Grace: No deal
Faraz: Alright pick some more. 1 each.
Faraz: 26 contains $750. 11 contains $25. 8 contains $75.
Grace: 75$ isn’t too bad
Faraz: I’m scared, now I have to offer them something really good. Hmmm… *thinks*
Faraz: They haven’t knocked out even a four digit, a five digit, or a six digit in a long time! I’ll have to offer them…. $107,000. Deal or no deal?
Grace: NO DEAL
Ella: NOOOOO DEALLLLLLLLLLLL
Cam: NO DEAL IT IS WOOOO
Faraz: Keep picking. Antonio, feel free to help. I encourage you. Yes.
Antonio: Can I choose a number? (Faraz: Yes)
Ella: We just shot u down m’man (also 10 if someone hasn’t already picked that)
Faraz: 10 contains $200,000. 3 has $50. 17 has $25,000.
Grace: CURSES! MY MONEY MAGNETISM HAS TWARTED ME AGAIN
Ella: I HATE WHEN THINGS TWART ME
Grace: STOP RIDICULING ME IN MY TIME OF ANGUISH
Ella: I ALWAYS WILL RIDICULE U ANYTIME
Grace: Thats why ur my bestie BUT THAT IS BESIDE THE POINT
Faraz: Well, they hit a big one, but $100,000, $400,000, $500,000 and $750,000, not to mention, $1,000,000 still there. So…. I will increase my offer…
Faraz: My offer is $150,000.
Cam: WOOOO NO DEAL LOL
Grace: I STILL DON’T ENTIRELY UNDERSTAND WHY THERE’S AN OPTION TO TAKE THE DEAL TO BEGIN WITH BUT NO DEAL
Ella: nOOOOOO DEALLLL (Im so sorry Faraz)
Faraz: That depends on what numbers are inside the cases you pick.
Faraz: Keep on picking then. Let me write down what we’ve already picked.
16, 7, 20, 8, 26, 23, 11, 3, 17, 10.
Cam: My pick is… 25!
Ella: 6 please. xD
Faraz: 25 contains…$400,000. 6 contains $500,000. 19 contains $1,000,000.
Grace: If only I attracted money as easily in real life as I do in this godforsaken game
Ella: NoOooOo mine’s even worse than urs cam
Ella: U got 1million grace omg
Faraz: That’s not good. That means Grace knocked out the 1 million, so the highest amount left is $750,000.
Grace: THAT SOUND SBAD
Faraz: Offer drops to $95,000. Deal or no deal?
Grace: I’m gonna say no deal (I kinda wanna take it just to stir up some drama but I ain’t about that life)
Ella: I WILL ONLY TAKE A DEAL OF 200,000 OR ABOVE SO NoOOooOoooOOoooooO DeaLLLLLLLLLL
Cam: Um… no deal I guess? XD
Antonio: 12 I PICK 12 IDK HOW TO PLAY BUT I PICK 12
Ella: WAIT DO ANTONIOS NUMBER
Faraz: 12 contains….$1,000. We’ll do one person taking a turn at a time, instead of all 4 of you at once from now on, since we have a few cases left.
Ella: gooD jOb aNtOnIO what why xD
Antonio: 12 IS MY FAVORITE NUMBER SRRY
Faraz: The offer has jumped… to $196,000.
Ella: CLOSE TO A DEAL BUT NOT QUITE
Cam: Alrighty, no deal it is then!
Faraz: Let’s have one of you take a turn. Antonio check. Let’s have, Cam?
Cam: I choose 1!
Faraz: 1 contains…. $1.
Faraz: The offer is now… $300,000.
Cam: WE’RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
Grace: LETSGO WIL D C A TS
Ella: DONT STEAL MY HARD EARNED CASH
Faraz: Technically you all get $300,000 from the banker if you take the deal. But… $750,000 is still standing.
Let’s see what you haven’t opened.
4, 5, 9… etc. etc. (idk i lost track)
Cam: IT’S A DEAL!
Ella: DEAL DEAL DEAL DEAL DEAL DEAL DEAL DDEAL ADELEAL ADLELA ADELE. DELI SAMMICHES ADELE DEZEME
Grace: IM GONNA GO ALONG WITH MY ASSOCIATES AND TAKE THE DEAL
Faraz: You sold your case for $300,000. You all each get $300,000. You should all feel like winners. Let’s see what’s in case 9 which you chose in the beginning.
Ella: I do feel like a winner xD
Faraz: When I randomized the cases, the cases were packed by the random team generator website. Case 9 had… $750,000.
Cam: NO WAY! Darn it XD
Faraz: Ella, you sold your case for $300,000 when you said deal. that means, you got $300,000 – not the case – $750,000.
Ella: Why does this thing matter then
Faraz: Just to see if you made a good deal. Sometimes people have had worse in their case. One guy said no deal to $333,000 on the real show, and then got $5 in their case.
Ella: That is so sad
Cam: Oh wow that’s disappointing.
Faraz: Well, here’s the check. *hands everyone $300,000 while I gleefully laugh*
Grace: I can’t import the image but pretend that the gravity falls screencap where Dipper says “Wow… this is worthless!” is here in place of this text
Cam: Well good job everyone! That was fun LOL
Ella: So wait we’re all still winners? XD Yas money I need it *snatch*
Ella: hey cam pay for ur college tuition *throws check at cam*
Faraz: I gtg now. Cya guys, the banker has to go! It was fun, and I’m so proud of Cam for his 5th blog anniversary! And same to Ella as well! Of course, it was nice running into Antonio and Grace as well!
Grace: I see how u mentioned me last… don’t think I won’t remember this (Jk bye Faraz)
Ella: Thanks m’man, see you later!
Antonio: See ya buddy
Cam: Thanks so much Faraz! Have a good night man